Letting Jesus take the wheel
when he say just the tip but shoves the whole d in
sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!!
im so happy this exists
THERE’S AN ENORMOUS BLUE FISH AND I LOVE HIM
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to stop me.
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home
I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do
KISS KISS FALL back asleep
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING